Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Maybe Chris isn't gay.

Maybe he's just blind and couldn't tell where he was putting it.
After all, blind and gay are so very similar.  See?



And speaking of  Chris...  :-)

(doing noon and 6 again...let's see if we need them)

45 comments:

Anonymous said...

AP- Chris says re not being gay........."suck it. and I can provide DIRECTIONS if necessary"

But now he says he was just being a smart ass which IS after all better than a dumbass so please can we keep our little thing going here...."


He says he's going to have specialized pink lady type "pink daisy" jackets for his OD Harem......he says a big queerple smooch to anyone who can come up with a floral design that goes phallic when you "magic eye" stare at it.

KaytieJ said...

Elisabeth, relay to Chris that I understood pieces of that message, pink Daisy jackets, such fun!...but also relay that my brain is in a swoon. After my gentle giant of a brother, wife and kids left and son to bed, my Young Warren Beatty with freckles dh and I ball room danced and sang the tune, "Anywere you go, let me go, too"...The Patrick and Emma on the balcony scene of Phantom. Happy, happy sigh.

Margo said...

Good morning daisies - you may be seated.

Erin said...

Morning your honor, and everyone else.
Elisabeth- I can never get those magic eye things to work :( I don't think other people can either. They just make up something so they don't look like (me) the people standing there whining "I can't *see it". Ask Chris if I can still be in the club, even with my broken magic eye.

Muliebrity said...

But Judge....

Margo said...

Chris is gay?

twirldawg said...

I'm so confused.

Erin said...

Jill- don't worry. That is my normal state of mind ;)

Margo said...

Unburden yourself Jill - what confuses you?

twirldawg said...

Never mind, not fully caffeinated.
I've only had 24 oz of coffee so far.

Lisa said...

Morning! I'm off to the eye doctor and won't be on until later. Try to hold it to 30 or so posts...you know, like yesterday. :-D

I'll be working on ideas for the phallic flower, Chris. For you, anything. Or close to it. ;-)

Erin said...

AP- How bout this?!?

http://www.flickr.com/photos/chicagokristi/940641403/

Angie said...

Morning all! Jill, 9 more days!

twirldawg said...

Yes 9 days!!
I'm losing my focus though.

Muliebrity said...

Hey all, A friend on blog frog had a daughter go in for major surgury last week and after days of suffering, they have finally dx'ed her with opioid induced hyperalgesia. Anyone know anything? Suggestions? The docs have no plan of action as of yet and she in considering having her moved to another hosp.

This is her post. http://theblogfrog.com/1322951/forum/26242/i-need-your-help.html#NULL

Robin in Montana said...

Good morning, ladies.

I have been thinking about this, and I don't think Chris is blind. I think he is gay. After all, being blind is not a *choice you
make. ::avoids eye contact and cackles:::

Morning, Judge WOPner!

Mulie - I am going back to read that blogfrog.

Jill -- yay for nine days!

Deb said...

Good morning ladies! It is freaking cold here for this time of year, and rain on the way. Big Fat Ick.

How is everyone?

Jill - you have got to be ready to bolt out of the door, right?!

Anonymous said...

Good Morning.

AP, I hope everything goes well at the eye dr. today.

Margo said...

The daughter must have been taking pain killers and now they won't work.

Margo said...

(said the JD turned MD)

Margo said...

I know Deb - I woke up this morning and the house was freezing!

tumbleweedgirl said...

deb

it's cold here too, but it's par for the course. we have such kind neighbors. they heard lia was sick and some of them came to check on us. noticing our wood was gone, they called up some others. we've got wood now to keep the baby girl warm.

i'm making lots of muffins to share with people. i'm still blown away by the downhome caring that is so evident around here.

Deb said...

Margaret - my kids were whining that they wanted the heat on....I think NOT!

I hope it warms up soon, we were on such a great weather run, this cold puts me in a pissy mood!

Deb said...

Hi Rhys! Yay for more wood, gotta keep baby girl warm. They will definitely appreciate homemade muffins. MMMmmm, homemade muffins. What kind?

Shannon said...

Morning ladies


Rhys your neighbors really do amaze me...they make sure you all are taken care of :) Is Lia getting any better?


And Chris it would be a lot easier to accept you as gay at this point...nothing wrong with being blind it is just that I am used to you being gay.

Muliebrity said...

Margaret, I believe the daughter has a chronic illness/disease (maybe crohn's?), but it is worst then most. She has had multiple surgeries and treatments and went in last week for a surgery and has been in agony since coming out. I guess they have finally dx'ed her with the opioid induced hyperalgesia today. Her mom has been writing us for days (not on one post, just here and there) that the daughter is not doing well, she is in so much pain, and how scared she has been.

Muliebrity said...

The upside of Chris being blind? He would get to rock some sweet shades!

Shannon said...

We could also make faces at him and he would never know :)

Muliebrity said...

Elisabeth could dress him in South Pole or Western wear and he would never know.

Erin said...

Mulie- I was just thinking the same thing!!

Shannon said...

Mulie and EL I think Elisabeth would be having a blast with a blind Chris :)

Erin said...

Deb and Margaret- I think this is the last day of really chilly.

Deb said...

Erin - I hope so!

And did you those those awful tornadoes in Oklahoma? It made me think of Jennifer :( I hope she is okay.

Erin said...

I did. I hope she is ok. Off to VVF Deb!! Need some peppers. And I am sure it is deserted today.

Deb said...

Ooooooh, Valley View! ::drooling::

Have fun!

Shannon said...

Ok really now I have to get this homework done...all I really really want right now is a nap but I dont see that happening any time soon :)

I will pop back off and on in true me fashion when I need a break from the monotony of the ugly HW.

Deb said...

see you later shannon, good luck!

tumbleweedgirl said...

shannon

yes i've got good neighbors. the muffins aren't anything superb, but they have fresh ground flour, and then homemade apricot butter in the centers. hopefully they will like them

i'm so over-touched today. i invented a phrase for zaya 'my kiss bucket is full, so full!'

then he asked sadly if my cuddle bucket was full. so he's cuddling near me. i don't know why i am so over-touched. hope the HW goes well

Anonymous said...

New Post Y'all :)

tumbleweedgirl said...

o, and lia woke up at 8, after going to sleep at 6.30 last night. unheard of. anyway, she is still tired and pale, but has more sparkle. so i feel better about waiting one more day.

Margo said...

Mulie - poor girl!

Does anyone have a vintage pearl necklace? I'm thinking of getting one with Hannah on the flower and Danny on the circle.

Anonymous said...

I want one of those, too Margaret.

Margo said...

Where is everyone - retrograding it up?

twirldawg said...

I don't even know what that means. . .so no.

Margo said...

Jill - today is the last day that mercury is in retrograde. I thought everyone might be out acting irresponsibly since we have a good excuse.

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